You Think UR lucky,But UR NOT

jokes

2010-01-22T23:54:00.000-08:00

1. One day a girl walked home from school and saw an old man. The old man said, "If you climb up the tree i will give you 5 dollars". The girl climbed up the tree and got 5 dollars. When she returned home she told her mother, "Today an old man told me to climb up a tree and he gave me 5 dollars after that". Her mother replied, "Don't be stupid ! The old man just want to look at your panties." The second day, the same girl saw the old man again. The old man told her to climb the tree for 10 dollars. She climbed the tree and got 10 dollars. When she return home she said to her mother, "today i met the same man and he told me to climb the tree for 10 dollars. You said he wanted to look at my panties so i did not wear any today"

.2. A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a pen*s!"

3. A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

4. Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.The only thing he said was, "F.F."His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."She responded simply, "E.F."He repeated, "F.F."She again replied, "E.F.""Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

Sign

2009-12-10T06:20:00.000-08:00

Haro guys....Today I downloaded the long waited game...Its naruto shippuden...hahahhaa
But it cant be played....I still have to wait till december 15 to play that game...It is equal to 120 hours...Can u believe it...I have waited since last month 12 of november...thn...they still want me to wait another 120 hours...WTF.....Anyway...Nothing happen today....Oh...wait.... wait...I tell U all one thing....Amir and the gang spam the facebook notification like xiao....If I din see my notification box every hour...I think My notification box burst already...hahahha....NVM....I have nothing to say already...So lets chao ouside...HAHAHAH

My Bro's Birthday

2009-12-08T06:55:00.000-08:00

Haro ppl...today is my bro's birthday....hahahaha....At first...we went to ceneleizure.....We enjoy playing there...at first....We wanted to play Bowling...but thn...we change the plans..we play snooker and Futsal...It was damn freakin fun...we make jokes while playing oso...hahaha

Later...we walk back to his house...We joke around too...We thn reach his house after 15 to 20 minute...whn we reach his house....His mom ask us to walk Wei-it to his hse...But we didnt do it...We walk to the park and we make jokes agn...everybody laugh till stomach pain..Hahahah....Seriously...Its damn funny...Hahahah

When we reach home agn...we went up to my bro's room and we start joking and talking agn...
Thn we went down eating and later wei-it came and join us..HAhahaha

Thn the rest we do is ps2 whole day...hahahah...at 9:38...WHEN I AM PLAYING NARUTO 3...I am owning actually....thn....the game suddenly lag and we stop playing and we start the cut cake ceremony...me and eugene was like :Our son has grown up lor...."hahahaha...Damn funny

Thn we continue playing naruto and at 10:17 I went home di...But today is really fun...HAHAHAH

MY Birthday Party

2009-12-05T08:18:00.000-08:00

Haro...I am here again...Today was freakin happy....I thought that this will gonna be a very boring birthday party....but it turn out damn freakin well....Hahahaha...SO FREAKIN HAPPY...hahahaha

Lets start of with today morning...I woke up at 10:45 when my maid knock the door..then i saw a 6 year old small kid in front of my room..his name is kobe...But my sister always call him kobe callate...i dunno how to spell it...hahaha...He is so cute...he kepps on do all those things and make me and my sisters laugh like mad ....we played untill 4:30 thn he had to go home...but nevermind...he is coming agn at nite...hahaha

Later, I prepared myself using the 1 and the half hour time....hahahah.....

At six o clock....two of my frenz had arrived...but i din know till my dad told me....so i went down stairs and i saw two weirdos...joking.....its andrew and wei it...they are sitting down there doing nothing except talking....thn...i went to join them,...then....we make jokes all around....around 6:15...sebastian came ...we are talking all sortsof things...but they seem to be kinda shy at first....hahah....at 6:32...my sisters fren Hong ling and Hsu zen came....they even bought me presents...hahaha...(dun misunderstood..not only they give present...averyone of my frenz give me presents too...hahaha).....they are quite funny...I think they come here juz to pose some themselves...becoz i seldom saw them moving around like me...hahah....

later,after the two girls came....thn melvin arrive...I think the time is 6:45...teressa and alvin came at that time too...hahaha....thn they sit there talking talking talking...my sis frenz too....hahaha...at 7 o clock...we start eating...there is a lot of food...have barbeque....loke loke...spaghetti...nugget...nasi lemak and others,...hahaha....that time most of my cousins and frenz has arrive...we ate a bit at first...hahaha...at 7:09....clifford came...I thought he was some sorta weirdo at first....hahahaha...by the time he came ...we have already finish eating...we still wait for him too...by that time....i went and join my secondary school frenz...teressa and ru en is chatting like some shy ppl....why should they be...hahaha...at 7:13....hui min has arrive...teressa has waited her for almost half an hour and finally she can eat.HAHAHAH....

ANd at last...the final person has came his name is aaron....alvin oso waiting for him damn long di...they came here thn they start to talk and eat together ...i oso join them at first...thn i went o join my sis....my sis and her frenz and my cousins are sitting together...they are talking jokes like xiao and everybody laugh there...hahaha....thn i went back to join my primaryu school frenz...we played the ps2 and my secondary school frenz are playing some board(bored)games....and my sis and my cousin still continue chatting..,.hahahah..at 9 30....we began the blow cake ceremony...hahah... my sis and her fren take some pics of me and my frenz and my family...but the dslr that hong ling was using makes me dizzy...hahahah....

We thn continue the things we do...but this time...me and my primary school frenz are eating chillies outside...but andrew named it the HOMEMADE TOMATO...hahaha..its really spicy that i cant even stand it....

Thn at 10:30...we(including my secondary school frenz) chat outside wit all my frenz and we ate the HOMEMADE TOMATO....hahaha....at eleven o clock...most of my frenz went home....
but my cousins wet home at 12 o clock...hahaha...BUT IT WAS FUN

I hope all of my frenz that came to my party enjoy themselves same as the way I enjoy myself

THANKS FOR READING THIS BLOG....BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY

THIS IS MY PRIMARY SCHOOL FRENZ

This is secondary school frenz

This is family pic

my sisters and I

And At last...My PRESENTS...hahahah

Sad Case

2009-12-04T07:43:00.000-08:00

Walau....today freakin hurt...haiz....i thought tomorow will e a happy day...but today is the worst day ever....most of the ppl that say they are coming to my party oso change their mind and din come....wtf...I am so freakin disappointed...especially her.....she said that she will come at first...thn later...she say maybe she coming .....and end up she say she not coming....

At first...I juz wanted to make a Hppy birthday....but most of the ppl cancel at the final moment....but nevamind....still dunno how will tomorow be....hahaha...I think I am forcing myself to laugh...

But Hopefully tomorow will be a awesome party and many ppl can be happy...hahaha..i wish....but i know my best fren will still support me and even ppl that didnt come...I wont be angry...I will still wish You all A HAPPY HOLIDAY...HAHAHAHA

Stupid Jonas Brothers...

2009-12-03T05:33:00.000-08:00

Haro....I am back...hahahah....Omg...yesterday nite....I upgrade my psp to a unhackable version....this is so ridiculous....but nevermind...Hahahahah......Today was quite bored...I have nothing to do...my sis watch the 2012 movie agn....I cant believe it.....she watch it 2 times aleady and yet she still enjoy watching...haiz...

OK...lets go as the tittle says...let me tell u the story first...Juz now.... I went to my frenz blog...all the things there is about Jonas Brothers....Her blog is so funny...all about jonas brothers...I ask her...why do u like jonas brothers so much....she says becoz they are cool...BUT PPL...do u think they are cool...she still say she like joe jonas most...this is so unberievable..FYI(THE GIRL IS CHINESE)hahahaha...

Thn suddenly, I was very angry....She like jonas brothers most...and that guy is joe jonas.....do u all know why I hate joe jonas...becoz he insult chinese...he say chinese has small eyes....U want some proof...Ive all already proove it...hahahaha...what makes him think that cinese has small eyes..hahahah....The video is below anyways...hahahah

So pls ppl....dont u dare like this joe jonas....and dun say chinese ppl has small eyes...Or i get my white bodyguard....he take u and crush u...U remember that scene from kiss of the dragon....when that guy pisses of jet lee...jet lee take two chopsticks and stick it rite on his throat...U wan to be that guy chinese hater....u want to be that guy that got chop stick in the throat....Becoz i dun think thats gonna be too comfortable..HAHAHA(from peter chao)

CHAI OUSIDE PPL

ThE fIRst Time

2009-12-02T07:28:00.000-08:00

Haro....my frens....hahahahhah...As u all know...this is my first time blogging...so i put the tille the first time....hahahhaha...so funny eh...hahahah....(I love laughing)

Ok...I have no things to say rite actually....hahahaha....The reason I create a BLOG....is becoz i am so boring...I waited 46 minute for the food prepared in CAFE WORLD...AND IT IS STILL NOT READY...It even start to Piss me off.....hahahaha...Anyway....My birthday is coming...but I dont find myself excited actually....I am so LOA now of these days...hahaha...but my sisters are so bad...they kept joke about me and even make fun of me...but....I am not angry at alll...But I think its funny...hahahah....

But this morning...something funny juz happen....me and my sisters wanted to eat the mcdonalds breakfast set in the morning...SO..we are so smart...we wait till when my mother when out for yoga in the morning 9:30 to 10:30...So...we ordered it rte after my mom when out for yoga..(We are smart eh)

When we are enjoying our meals happilly...and it was 10 o clock if i din remember it wrongly...My mom came back suddenly...Me and my sisters was like :what the hell...How come mommy come home so early wan....Thn, my eldest sister ask us to ignore mom and continue eating the mcdonald...My mom came out of the car...she slammed the door and she walk to the door slowly...Thn...this is where the part my mom take some action...hahahaha

Me and my secod sis was so shock....but my eldest sis treat it as nothing...hahaha...But we are so lucky...My Mom didnt scold us or nag us...but she praised us....She say:WOW...U THREE VERY SMART AH....ORDER MCDONALD WHEN I WAS OUT AH...thn nothing happen...

We contiinue watch Tv and my mom din say anything...We are so surprised....

Thn...My sisters went sleeing untill afternoon and i am lying on my bed...plying wit my psp and online and EMO...thats what i do best...And DO U all know what i do at nite????....I watch tv...hahahaha...Hahahaha...The end....AND SO...I will try to update my blog wit more interesting things as possible....

BYE BYE....CHAO OUTSIDE PPL...HAHAHAHAH